September

How absurd to call the ninth month September! Let us organise a petition, you and me, the two of us together; start it out. This month must be renamed November; October must become December, and November and December must be called Undecember and Duodecember respectively. That will clear up any confusion!

Plus, Undecember has a nicely topsy-turvy negating logic to its name. It will catch on.